ivnis:

Me eating lettuce

point-north:

Poison Ivy, Batman and Robin (1997)



your-kouhai:

FREE HIM

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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  • Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
  • Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.




unimpressedcats:

My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony. 


gayrell:

#there are people who DON’T think she’s a lesbian???

(Source: voldermorte)





all my exes live in texas like im george straight or they go to georgia state where

technologyboymerangrmx:

tuitionishandledbysomeradomniggathatliveinatlantathatsheonlyseewhenshefeelsobligatedadmittedittomethefirsttimewedatedbutshewasnoangelandweneverwaiteditookherforsushishewantedtofucksowetookittogotoldthemdontevenplateitandwenevertalktoomuchafteriblewupjustonlyhelloorahappybelatedandithinkitextherandtoldherimadeitandthatswhenshetextmeandtoldmesheprayeditandthatswhenitextherandtoldheriloveherthenrightaftertextedandtoldherimfaded



To be, …OR NAH?
William Shakespeare (via ora-le)

(Source: spacetiger-bonsai)




Elise Tremblay by Jerry Pigeon.